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Damn it D:
; 3; 3; 3; 3; 3; 3; 3; 3;

While I'm gone, watch this video.
8D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpS7nC…
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Jokeee

1 min read
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of
hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with
their pinkies and say "Hi there little boy!!"

One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always
wave at him with their pinkies. They reply: "well, that is what size
we imagine your penis to be... it is just a joke!"

The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The
young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all
his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and says, "HI
THERE LADIES!

Not written by meee.
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I\'m normal? xD

2 min read
Stolen from: ~Hime
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[x] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings(Highly allergic! D;)
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[x] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[x] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[x] super secrets

TOTAL:
If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it "I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears".

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless
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So, today I found out someone from Brazil is accessing my Gmail account.
I changed my password,
But they still got on it.
So, I want to punch something.
Ugh.
Fucking hackers.
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My hand

1 min read
Why does my hand smell like fabric softener?
WTF?
Lol
~Sieara
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